ADAM AND EVE
(tune: dem bones)

CHORUS
I know it, know it, indeed I know it brother,
I know it - WHEE - dem bones gonna rise again.

Lord, he thought he'd make a man
Dem bones gonna rise again,
So he took a bit of water and he took a bit of sand
Dem bones gonna rise again.

Adam, he was mighty blue
Dem bones gonna rise again
Didn't quite know what to do
Dem bones gonna rise again

So the Lord he took a rib from Adam's side
Dem bones gonna rise again
And He made Miss Eve to be his bride
Dem bones gonna rise again

Put them in a garden fair
Dem bones gonna rise again
Thought they'd be most happy there
Dem bones gonna rise again

Apples, peaches, pears, and such
Dem bones gonna rise again
But of this tree you must not touch
Dem bones gonna rise again

Around this tree old Satan slunk
Dem bones gonna rise again
And at Miss Eve he wunk
Dem bones gonna rise again

Miss Eve these apples are mighty fine
Dem bones gonna rise again
Just take one, the Lord won't mind
Dem bones gonna rise again

So she took a pick and she took a pull
Dem bones gonna rise again
And then she filled her figleaf full
Dem bones gonna rise again

Next day when the Lord came round
Dem bones gonna rise again
He spied them cores all over the ground
Dem bones gonna rise again

Adam, who these cores did leave?
Dem bones gonna rise again
Tweren't me Lord, 'spect 'twas Eve
Dem bones gonna rise again

Adam you must leave this place
Dem bones gonna rise again
And earn your keep by the sweat of your face
Dem bones gonna rise again

So he took a pick and he took a plow
Dem bones gonna rise again
And that's why we're all working now
Dem bones gonna rise again

That's the end, there ain't no more
Dem bones gonna rise again
Even got the apple and Adam got the core
Dem bones gonna rise again

AND THE MORAL IS:
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWERS OF A WOMAN!!!