BILLBOARD

As I was walking down the street
One dark and dreary day
I came upone a billboard 
And much to my dismay
The sign was torn and tattered
From teh storm the night before
The wind and rain had done its share
For this is what I saw:

DRINK COCA-COLA CIGARETTES
CHEW WRIGLEY'S SPEARMINT BEER
KENNEL RATION DOGFOOD 
MAKES YOUR WIFE'S COMPLEXION CLEAR
SIMONIZE YOUR BABY 
WITH A HERSHEY'S CANDY BAR
And TEXACO'S THE BEAUTY CREAM 
THAT'S USED BY ALL THE STARS
So, TAKE YOUR NEXT VACATION 
IN A BRAND NEW FRIGIDAIRE
LEARN TO PLAY PIANO 
IN YOUR GRANNY'S UNDERWEAR
DOCTORS SAY THAT BABIES 
SHOULD SMOKE TILL THEY ARE THREE
AND PEOPLE OVER 65 
SHOULD BATHE IN LIPTON TEA
(WITH .. FLOW .. THRU .. TEA .. BAGS .. )