DING DONG

A ding dong, dong, dong, dong
A ding dong, dong, dong, dong
A ding (name) she don't wear no socks
A ding dong i saw her when she took them off
A ding dong she threw them in the garbage can
A ding dong, killed two rats and the garbage man!

.. she threw them in the air
.. now the birds need Medicare!

.. on the railroad track
.. sent the train a mile back!

.. into the sky
.. now the Superman refuses to fly!

.. onto the floor
.. all the roaches moved next door!

.. into a boat
.. now that boat just won't float!

.. onto the bed
.. now my teddy bear is dead!
 
.. into outer space
.. that's the end of the human race!