GOAT SONG There was a man And he had a goat He loved that goat Just like a kid One day that goat Got frisked and fried Ate three red shirts Right off the line The angry man Took him by then neck And tied him to The railroad track The whistle blew As the train grew near That poor old goat Was doomed to die He heaved a sigh Of awful pain And choked up three red shirts And flagged the train, Flagged the train.